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The Sand Bagger
Or: What Not to Wear
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Oh What a Time Was Had
Or: Sleepless in San Francisco
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Like an Arancino
Or: The Affair of The Handbag
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A Bottle of Tokaji
or: The Man Who Had Castro By The Balls.
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Michel Le Not-So-Grand*
Or: How to Lose Weight in France.
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Nuns' Farts
Or: The Strange, Annoying Life of Christina the Astonishing.
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Michael Procopio
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The Corn Dogs of Easter
As a young Catholic boy, I could never understand why there wasn’t more to eat at church. Especially during Easter mass. Sure, we’d be given a Communion…
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April Fool
Or: What the hell am I doing?
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Francy.
Or: Time to take my medicine.
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A Judgement Day Dressing
Or: Armageddon in a Bottle
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Spatchcock
Spatchcock
Food stories. Mostly. Many with dead celebrity cameos.
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To The BoneHank Shaw
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