Right before our departure, my friend Jay said, “If anyone asks, we’ve left the country to avoid pumpkin spice season.” He was not wrong.
I’ve been home for a few days now, and the scents of cinnamon and clove have attacked my nostrils but, as Jay also puts it, my face has yet to fully…
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