For those of you who are unfamiliar with the man, Arnold Palmer was a professional golfer, Hertz Rent-a-Car pitchman, and possessor of a trouser snake so enormous it had a deranged old man obsessing about it for weeks.
Mr. Palmer was so famous, in fact, he had a beverage named after him, just like Shirley Temple. Or Tío Pepe.
For those of you unfamiliar …
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