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Graham's Crackers

Or: Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Michael Procopio
Oct 17, 2025
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Box of libido inhibitors from the National Biscuit Company (Nabisco), 1915.

Are your palms a shade too rosy from shaking hands with the milkman every morning? Knuckles bruised from a nightly knocking on your own cellar door? Does your daily slide down the hallway bannister lead to both highly polished wood and unwanted chafing?

If any of the above symptom…

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