Hello, I'm Parsley

Or: Hey, At Least I'm Trying

If you were an herb, which herb would you be?

Over the years, I’ve been asked to identify myself as many things. Which muppet am I? Both Statler and Waldorf. Which animal? An otter, of course. Disney princess? No thank you.

I’m more the supporting character type, but one who gets a really good musical number, like Sebastian the crab or Peg the Pekingese…