Jeeves and Worcestershire

Or: A Little Preparation

I need a man.

Not in the way you're probably thinking, although that would be nice, too.

No, I require a valet. A gentleman's personal gentleman. A grooming, babysitting, problem-solving factotum.

I need someone in my life to take care of me, since I seem increasingly unable to do the job myself these days. So I'm hiring.

Someone to run me a hot bath and br…