I have grown tired of all this killing.
The slight dampening of the hands; the tense and silent waiting for prey; the coffee-fueled, lightening-fast reflexes required for a clean dispatch.
The manual, wholesale slaughter of fruit flies can be both physically and emotionally draining.
But I am pleased to announce that I am outsourcing my mass murder this summer, thanks to a very special birthday present from my friend Shannon, which we seem to have jointly and unimaginatively named “Planty”.
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