Far too much happened on the night in question to fit into one, tidy story. This first half is just the warm up. Please look for the (unintentionally) salacious second act your inbox later this month.
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September 26th(ish), 1992
The third most uncomfortable night of my life kicked off in what I imagined to be an Italian restaurant designed for vain, elderly diners.
