Rosemary's Baby Food

Or: What The Hell

The great 20th century poet/philosopher Pat Benatar once remarked that "hell is for children." Jean-Paul Sartre, a lesser-known thinker from the same century, wrote that "hell is other people."

I would like to take these ideas to the next, logical step by saying that hell is other people's children. If you've ever sat through hours of proud parents cooin…