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The Cheese Toast Incident

The Cheese Toast Incident

Or: How to Ruin a Business Dinner

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Michael Procopio
Jun 19, 2023
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The evening might have gone perfectly, if it weren't for the cheese toast.

And perfection was what Mrs. Lewis demanded from everyone the night she and her husband invited Debbie Reynolds to dinner. They were notoriously hard to please.

It's just a pity she didn't think to demand it of herself.

I spent my college years working for Harry and Marilyn Lewis, a…

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