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The Corn Dogs of Easter

The Corn Dogs of Easter

Or: How to Make Church More Palatable.

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Michael Procopio
Apr 08, 2023
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A corn dog cross fried gently in oil, which is likely how I will spend my own eternity in Hell for writing this post.

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