The Sand Bagger

Or: What Not to Wear

Stick them down your pants when no one’s looking.

It was a Kiwi sailboat captain who first told me about St. Procopio's beach. Spreading itself wide along the western coastline of Naxos, its shores were gently slapped and tickled by the cool blue waters of St. Procopio's Bay as Mount St. Procopio cast its beatific shade from the east.

At least, that is ho…