The Stuffle

Or: Leftover Impressions

I’ve never been a huge fan of the traditional Thanksgiving dinner. It’s a meal as brown and heavy as...a very heavy thing that is brown (I am too tired for simile at the moment). Sliced turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and brown gravy make for a dull color palette, which in my professional opinion, is even duller on the human palate. But I suppose mos…