Unhap-pea-ness

Or: The Legume of Doom

Six upsetting peas in a nightmare-inducing pod.

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy who found peas so thoroughly terrifying that, when he learned they’d be served for dinner, he would become so unhinged, he’d run about the house until he dropped from exhaustion, shrieking and crying until his throat was sore and there were no more tears to shed. H…