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vicki's avatar

Thank you for the recipe Michael. I love pork but had always been too scared to try a 2-in thick chop - but following your method it was perfect and turned out to be one of my favorite home cooked meals ever 😊

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Michael Procopio's avatar

Oh, this makes me so happy! Thank you for telling me.

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Julia Watson's avatar

Just reading your recipe is almost as if I were eating it. It was REALLY challenging in Washington DC to find pork chops more then 3/4 inch thick. In London easy-peasy. Always 2" broad.

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Michael Procopio's avatar

This pork chop thickness nightmare is just one more reason D.C. should become a state.

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JFurrocious's avatar

Ditto- when I saw the alternate title Pork chops and applesauce my very first thought was “That’s shwell”!

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Michael Procopio's avatar

This is a very appropriate reaction.

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Mary Beth Brown's avatar

There’s an episode of Perry Mason and perhaps two where I can be counted on to say, “There’s Sam the Butcher”!

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Michael Procopio's avatar

He was mid-century television's Yul Brynner-- forever associated with his greatest role...

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

No, in fact olive may not be substituted for Wesson oil for anything Carol Brady might fry, but we know it always was Alice actually doing the work. And anyway, with Wesson oil, it all comes back except one tablespoon, no?

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Michael Procopio's avatar

It was ALWAYS Alice.

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John D. Hackensacker III's avatar

I am so jonesing for a really good pork chop now. To me, the key is sage. It's as non-negotiable as the "no sex EVER" clause in Alice and Sam's prenup, which Alice's friend Kay (in the sense that Mary Martin was Janet Gaynor's friend) insisted upon.

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Michael Procopio's avatar

Oh, to be as close as Mary & Janet! I think of their fateful car crash almost every time I go grocery shopping...

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John D. Hackensacker III's avatar

I sometimes think of Alexis Smith when I go grocery shopping, but probably not for the same reasons.

Such a horrible crash. I recall that it made the national news at the time: Once a star, always a star! (The massive popularity of Dallas also likely helped.)

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Michael Procopio's avatar

The crash happened at the intersection where my grocery store is located. Just down the street from where the Larrabee plaid bag mix-up party occurred.

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Shire Jansen's avatar

This brought back lovely childhood memories (of the Brady bunch, not mom's pork chops) and I had only known buttermilk used as a pre soak for fried chicken before, wonderful idea, Thank you!

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Michael Procopio's avatar

And I had only known Shake 'n Bake pork chops in my childhood. Learning and growing, learning and growing...

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palmisanocj@yahoo.com's avatar

This was so much fun! Another helping or two or more, please.

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Michael Procopio's avatar

That will absolutely be happening. And thank you!

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Jamie Schler's avatar

😂

I mean

😂😂😂

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Michael Procopio's avatar

So glad you enjoyed it!

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Lisa Sirlin-Hall's avatar

michael, Michael, MICHAEL!! Thanks for the oldie (and a goodie.) 😂

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Michael Procopio's avatar

Thank you! I ran across it last night and forgot how much I enjoyed writing it.

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Amy Greer's avatar

OMG have not even read this yet, but all I can hear is, “Shwell Shweetheart” - coming from my brothers.

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Michael Procopio's avatar

Your internal hearing is very, very accurate.

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