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Misfortune Cookies

Misfortune Cookies

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Michael Procopio
Jan 29, 2025
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Gung Hay Fat Choy, friends and lovers. Welcome to the Year of the Snake.

I’ve stocked up on mandarins and lucky coins to lure good fortune my way for the Lunar New Year, but I’m not exactly holding my breath. The fruit will probably get muddled beyond recognition and wind up in a cocktail or two and the lucky coins will likely find their way into one of…

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