What fun! I know my sister would love a batch of snarky misfortune cookies. 😊
For my husband's birthday one year, I made "love cookies". I wrote down phrases that started with "I love the way you..." or "I loved it when you .." etc and put them in the fortune cookies. We're not very good at saying those things to each other (being snarky & sarcastic is so much easier for some reason!) so it was a nice birthday present.
Perfect! I'm gonna whip up a batch containing The Last of Shiela–style messages and serve them at my Lunar New Year party. YOU slept with your spouse's best friend. YOU have an extensive anal toy collection. YOU are kiting Percodan prescriptions from three different doctors...
I love John. That said, my mom did have people move in one house down who would regularly borrow books and return them with Jews for Jesus pamphlets stuck in the pages.
John and his wife Michelle are truly delightful humans. And OMG, Jews for Jesus! I used to dodge them nearly every single day walking to class at university.
What fun! I know my sister would love a batch of snarky misfortune cookies. 😊
For my husband's birthday one year, I made "love cookies". I wrote down phrases that started with "I love the way you..." or "I loved it when you .." etc and put them in the fortune cookies. We're not very good at saying those things to each other (being snarky & sarcastic is so much easier for some reason!) so it was a nice birthday present.
My father and I had a similar communication style. We knew we loved each other, just never said it much.
That’s rich.
And very crunchy.
Perfect! I'm gonna whip up a batch containing The Last of Shiela–style messages and serve them at my Lunar New Year party. YOU slept with your spouse's best friend. YOU have an extensive anal toy collection. YOU are kiting Percodan prescriptions from three different doctors...
Just remember to keep them in an air tight container if serving them on your yacht. Moisture is the enemy of crispiness!
I love John. That said, my mom did have people move in one house down who would regularly borrow books and return them with Jews for Jesus pamphlets stuck in the pages.
John and his wife Michelle are truly delightful humans. And OMG, Jews for Jesus! I used to dodge them nearly every single day walking to class at university.
I feel like even the most benign fortune cookie fortunes have something of a dark side, if you read them correctly.
Well you know me. I could find the dark side of fucking Pollyanna.
Michael! You made me snort! Again! ❤️
Then, madam, my job is done.
#lifegoals clean, drunk, and free from scurvy 😂😂😂
I am living the dream.
Just today my voice to texting came up with “just desserts” and I thought of you, and here we are.
Curious as to why that phrase brought me to mind.
Food. Snark.
I'm sure Julie Andrews mentioned them in "My Favorite Things"
Haha! Great idea! BTW, my landlord will be unhappy if I get a paid subscription.
Oh, those crazy landlords!
Jesus, take the Tuile
Ha! Tuile of (Mis)Fortune
I very much enjoyed this comment!
It’s all in the intonation