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Or: Famous Food Critic Tosses Salad

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Dec 18, 2024
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Please do not put toxic plant matter in your vodka.

What do you bring to a famous food critic’s Holiday party? In my friend Heather’s case: me.

It made perfect sense. She was the outgoing intern for food critic Michael Bauer at the San Francisco Chronicle and, upon her recommendation, I was to be her New Year replacement. Heather reasoned that a) there w…

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