Archive - Spatchcock

Drowning in Russian Dressing

Or: The Thin End of the Wedge

11 hrs ago •

Michael Procopio

January 2025

Misfortune Cookies

Or: Your Fate is Sealed

Jan 29 •

Michael Procopio

Or: From Bowl to Bowl

Jan 26 •

Michael Procopio

Comforting Discomfort Food

Or: How to Make a Meatball

Jan 19 •

Michael Procopio

Or: How to Get Properly Bombed

Jan 9 •

Michael Procopio

December 2024

Wishing You the Happiest New Year Possible Under the Circumstances

Or: Here's to Simple Pleasures and Sweeter-smelling Times

Dec 31, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

Or: Famous Food Critic Tosses Salad

Dec 18, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

Or: So Long, Farewell

Dec 11, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

Jeeves and Worcestershire

Or: A Little Preparation

Dec 3, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

November 2024

Holiday Throwing Pies

Or: A New Family Tradition Might Just Be Your Last

Nov 26, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

Or: Back by Unpopular Demand

Nov 18, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

Not Waving But Drowning

Or more accurately: Not drowning but waving. At last.

Nov 14, 2024 •

Michael Procopio

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