Spatchcock

The Fergie Fizz

Or: The Saddest Drink in London

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October 2025

Graham's Crackers

Or: Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Kummerspecks

When life gives you grief, crush it and sprinkle it over salad.

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September 2025

The Discreet Charm of a Well Made Drink

Or: A Man and His Martini

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The Cook, The Thief, Some Strife, and Her Waiter.

Or: Judy, Judy, Judy

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Jeepers Creepers

Or: The Monster Under the Bed

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August 2025

Bhaji in a Camera Shop

Or: Look Back in Hanger

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The Fruitlessness of Hope

Or: How to Poach a Georgia Peach

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John Wayne's Balls

Or: Brief-less Encounter (An Introduction)

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July 2025

Les Marseillaises

Or: You're Soaking in It.

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The Last American Virgin

Or: Happy Canada Day

Jul 1 • 

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June 2025

A Piece of Cake

Or: Curd is the Word

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